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Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.
Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.
by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009
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I Feed Off That

A phrase used to describe something that is very delectable; it is so awesome that your soul "feeds off it". It creates the very essence which you operate on.
Some Guy: Hey! You There! Let's go bowling!
Some Other Guy: Oh hell yes! I feed off that (he find bowling so awesome that he feeds off of it...see above ^)
by IsFightingGambit October 18, 2008
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Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'
'Trump can go jump off a microwave'
by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019
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Knock-off Mexican

Someone who is of mexican or hispanic decent, and has virtually no knowledge of their own heritage, speaks little to none spanish!
Emma: "Maya is such a knock-off Mexican!....shes failing spanish!!!"
by Maya Lopez July 2, 2011
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Right off the bat

Immedietly or straight away
"I could tell something was wrong right off the bat"

"China got the coronavirus right off the bat"
by Madlad' May 5, 2020
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Operation Sound Off

Operation Sound Off, or OSO, started as a brilliant idea that many believed would never materialize. Well, those people had never encountered the KRB. After months of deliberation, planning and reconaissance, the KRB successfully completed OSO and recieved much fame in the underground of Thomas Stone Highschool in Waldorf Maryland. OSO consisted of the following:
(many of the following details have been changed to protect those involved)
1.) a certain auditory device in a certain room of a certain school was disabled to eliminate classroom diruptions. This device resembled and according to sources, actually was an intercom speaker some 20 feet above the ground in plain sight in the middle of a very heavily populated classroom.
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
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dropping off the kids

Having a shit
"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"
by Al April 30, 2004
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