On this day, the most intelligent and handsome people are born. You can still be handsome or intelligent if you aren't born on 2 december though ;)
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Get the Flopist 2 mug.When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018
Get the 2 Pump Shump mug.A annoying equation that no one will actually use and that is useless, and teachers give it to you so they can bore you to death and still get paid
Me:I really don't think we need to do 72÷8·(8−12÷2) it won't help us at all.
Teacher: Shut up!!! I am trying to bore you to death
Teacher: Shut up!!! I am trying to bore you to death
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by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019
Get the Maria #2 mug.When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law
by Big daddy ogr March 6, 2019
Get the 2-1-2 law mug.The undiscovered sequel to the popular spanish song Despacito, by Luis Fonzi and featuring Daddy Yankee. Theories going around at the moment point to the well sought-after sequel being hidden in the 2012 music video, Gangnam style, by PSY, a K pop artist from South Korea. Further evidence shows that PSY will be part of Despacito 2, when it finally releases. Other theorists say that the governement is holding back the release of the song, and it may never see the light of day.
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