Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

your mom

talks about ur mom ,
comebacks.

your mom was in my bed XD

by stephhh. January 18, 2008

What's Your Damage?

Made famous by cult-classic movie 'The Heathers', a black satirical portrayal of an American high school featuring three girls called Heather.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

by my friends call me hot stuff but you can call me sexy... ;) September 13, 2005

what's your poison

What are you drinking? Usually in terms of alcohol

"Whats ya poison?"
"Tequila slammer"

by xx-rach-xx March 28, 2004

your first name

What stupid people or people trying to be funny look up because Urban Dictionary tells them to.

Idiot: *reads "look up anything, like your first name"* Hmmm well I have nothing else to do so I'm going to literally search up "your first name".

by ~The Wizard~ January 6, 2013

hold your horses

Wait up. Don't get started yet. From the days of horse and buggy; hold the horses so they don't run off before you're ready.

Hold your horses! The boss isn't here yet.

by PecTheTech March 30, 2004

kiss your sister

Nothing exciting; not good or bad. Often an expression used when something good offsets something bad, and you come out even, i.e. in card games where the points for a hand may split evenly.

How was your day?

Eh, you know, kiss your sister. A little up, a little down.

by bc73 December 14, 2010