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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Green Screen Kid

An annoying kid that will steal your videos they will also chill in the corner of the video and sit there reacting. Sometimes these kids will go even farther and make there icons smaller or even hide there face all together luckily you can spot them just by seeing the "Greenscreen with username" I have no idea why youtube added this feature its just there for kids to steal and farm views.
Green Screen Kids are used for stealing videos and getting a million views.

Green Screen Kid: Hey look a new video i can steal!

Creator: Nuh uh you will not steal my videos.

Green Screen Kid: Do you think you can take down my videos i bet you cant lol!

Creator: I will take down your videos and demonetize your videos.

Green Screen Kid: You will not ta-

Creator: Now that kid can't steal my videos!
by mwj_j May 6, 2024
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Green Screen Kid

A person, usually a child, adding their face in front a random ass video and adding nothing to the video itself.
My friend is a green screen kid. He takes the most random shorts and adds himself into it.
by yjmgc7x7 December 20, 2023
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Green

Short for green haired girl.

The sexiest being on planet earth. Somewhat of a witch. Is able to perform and carry out spells. Most notably was able to make workplace crush“middle aged white man” go from taken, to single, to taken again in a matter of months. Although high energy and high volume most the time, is one of the most caring, loving, and sympathetic individuals around. Also has the ability to make a 40y/o go from sex drive of 2.86 to 999.99. Once energy paths are crossed there’s no holding back plus I just love the sh1t outta her. Also referred to as red, macaroon, or baby.
Anyone: Did you see Green today?

Me: Yeah, smokin’.! {thinks to self: I can’t wait to put my face in her muffin and F’ the sh1t outta her later, mmmmm}
by F. L. Agoon December 31, 2022
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Green Kiss

A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it
by Narrowkaku August 12, 2025
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green fn

A person who shoots their shot and you and makes it.referenced back to 2k ( online basketball game ) when you automatically make a shot the bar will go green.
- hey wanna go out?

- yes!!

- green fn
by millifss March 8, 2024
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squid game red light green light

its where people are so fuckin dumb and they dont know how to fuckin hold still
in squid game red light green light indian man save asain bitch from dying and asain person come back 3 years later and say ive played these befreore or whatevre man
by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025
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