Poop Snoop

The act of snooping in someones poop to gain pleasure

Bill: dude I caught Lenny snooping in my poop yesterday
John: Well hes just a Poop Snoop

by Shelly12324 October 9, 2019

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

poop

what comes out of ur butt

i took a big poop today

by ctycui4sudiopoiyutjxryk June 27, 2020

Poop

If it’s mushy it’s diarrhea if it’s hard it’s ebola

My dad used to let me eat poop on school nights

by The Whore Of Urban Dictionary March 21, 2024

poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Poop

You are poop like your nan

Nan:i am poop
You:so am i

by Yourmommyuwubaka October 17, 2021