Scritz Meat

A word your friend made you look up in middle school.

Hey Deigo, look up the word Scritz Meat!

by A_Drugged_Gopher October 21, 2019

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Butch Meat

A butch lesbians donk.

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.

by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025

Meat fat

Meat that is fat

Wow she got hella meat fat

by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 8, 2019

Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.

“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024