Oh my rod!

A varient of the exclamation "oh my god," typically used to express shock or surprise. Substituting the word "rod" for "god" is a reference to the male genitalia, but does not necessarily suggest anything special about the circumstances under which the varient might be used. In general, this varient is simply used to invoke humor and is generally interchangable with the original form of the exclamation.

Bill: "And then she kicked the shit out of him! Can you believe it?!"

Ted: "Oh my rod!"

by Adam Apple February 4, 2004

Meet my sister

The act of a man pushing his penis and scrotum between his legs displaying only the pubic hair.

(Standing on a table in the pub with trousers down) Hey everyone, I'd like you to meet my sister.

by Mandorf April 24, 2006

Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

Rooster in my Basement

Rooster in my Basement (noun)
Back door entry.
Anal sex.

"I went dancing at The Buttery with David last night and the next thing you know I had a Rooster in my Basement".

by J. K. Lee April 1, 2008

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006