Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.

“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”

by Smhbussy July 1, 2022

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020

shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

by El_chopo June 30, 2021

hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.

Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.

by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017

meat carrot

Man penis made for men

Now I want a Meat Carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

meat rock

Finding a hole in a rock and stuffing meat in it to be used as a fleshlight

I found a meat rock in a park and nearly threw up

by nahfit December 29, 2023