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King Henry school

The worst school in Kent there’s all ways rubbish on the floor everyday
The school is shit king Henry school
by Joijosiwa10284 December 9, 2021
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Boogerish king

A king/protector of a country boogerland he has a wife and 3 kids
I saw the boogerish king in boogerlang.
by iamalexiliporer November 3, 2020
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King Ratchet

A leader who was a soilder at one point! But now he by example! King Ratchet the Biggest GUN!
by Chef Tone November 22, 2021
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The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin
"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"
by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023
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King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.
I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome
by Breath God September 8, 2021
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King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!
by LePost James May 10, 2023
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