Green flag

Someone that insists they’re not a red flag

Alec- “I’m not a red flag, I’m the biggest green flag known to man. I know my worth”

by BabybenTTS October 19, 2022

BB Green Cup

it sits

BB Green Cup... it's still sitting

by HPKritcal June 23, 2022

Green fn

Literally abraham (green fn)

Abraham is a green fn

by Shnitzerdawgz March 5, 2024

green is my tea

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!

Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!

by LGamer January 1, 2018

green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

Green venting

The act of closing your teeth as someone farts through them and you inhale the fart. (Preferably if you have gapped teeth)

"Green venting is so fun i love the smells it gives off."

by Larkermalo March 4, 2024

Green humor

A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.

Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"

by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025