All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Μorgz Mum March 7, 2019
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. The website you are currently on, that has definitions for words, but most of the time the definitions given are very absurd, usually sexual, and can also make you very sad when you go look up a normal word like 'pineapple', and then someone tells you you're stupid. But, it can also be a fun ride as you look through the ridiculous things people have wrote for definitions.
Person: Well, I'm bored. I'm going to go onto Urban Dictionary and see some definitions people came up with.
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
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by Rstubby April 25, 2013
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by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth November 17, 2022
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by christopherisnotanidiot November 13, 2017
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