December 3rd

National "yes" day.

If anyone asks you out, you MUST answer yes. No exceptions.

Guy, "Hey, do you wanna go out sometime?

Girl, "No"

Guy, "But it's December 3rd."

Girl, "Then yes! I will go out with you!"

by that_streetacated_teenger December 3, 2020

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December 30th

Kick your local ginger

Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th

by Gingerhater28 December 12, 2023

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December 5

National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.

"Yo, it's December 5! wanna go slap that short guy?"
"Hell yeah, man. let's do it."

by mitskilover200200 December 4, 2023

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december 1

if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????

December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯

by Twilightxsparkelz September 28, 2021

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December 22nd

national tiktok decemeber 22nd incident! Don't get PTSD!!

jimmy: Yo check tiktok! today is A year since the incident!
john: what incident?
Pizza: the tiktok December 22nd incident!!

Random dude from tiktok: OH NO!

(IDK this is a joke-)

by Gunmarioo December 19, 2023

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