Dally of a pickle

A nightmare of a problem has arose

Houston......we have a dally of a pickle on our hands

by Dally's jokes April 2, 2021

Pull off a G-Men

Divert an otherwise serious conversation into a series of mindless gibberish.

“I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”

by Energia!!! October 21, 2021

one glowstick short of a rave

not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal

crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state

That emo kid was one glowstick short of a rave.

by dxo January 9, 2011

put her on a spicket

The sexual act where a man is standing up and a woman is bending over blowing him while getting fucked from behind by another man so she has so it looks like she is on a Rotisserie spicket.

“ Me and Steve put her on a spicket last night.

by Bridgeportarico October 16, 2017

to rip off a Carrie

1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.

2) To commit arson.

Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”

Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”

by Newshanks April 22, 2018

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015