Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.

He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)

by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"

A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.

by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2013

Mom naj a trois

A threesome with soccer moms , milfs or old broads "a mom naj a trois "

Dude I just had a threesome with some milfs , a "mom naj a trois "

by Jb 73 April 22, 2014

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

Mc-Nage à Trois

When one places the meat from a McDonalds Cheeseburger, Filet-o-Fish, and McChicken within the same sandwich, thus allowing a threesome of juicy meats in one artery-clogging meal.

You: Hey, I'm so hungry but I'm a broke bitch.

Friend: What about McDonalds? We could make a McGangbang
You: Nah bro, I need something bigger. Throw some fish on that and make it a Mc-Nage à Trois

by NapoleonStonedaparte September 11, 2016