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jean green

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.
dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.
by spanky patterson January 10, 2011
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green piece

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease in a man. It's when his piece turns green and falls off.
Mike fucked that nasty ho and got a bad case of green piece.
by phil d snutz March 8, 2019
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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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Green Fry Eater

Mark: Yo what's AJs dog ass up to

Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem

Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!
by Enzoid September 13, 2021
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Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.
"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."
by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025
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green clam

"Jeannie came over last night. Gave the green clam."
by greenclammer September 28, 2021
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Green

by Im what is after salt and vi November 10, 2021
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