by Alyssa Vontage March 23, 2021
Get the National Stop Being Mean Day mug.It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
by National days998 November 16, 2020
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Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
Get the National fuck your wife day mug.A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.
by rkamali07 May 3, 2020
Get the National expose Captain Hook Day mug.National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
by bemo! October 31, 2021
Get the National Get Your Crushes Number mug.The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
Get the National Punch Short People Day mug.by AstonCrush August 11, 2021
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