pulling an Ahren

An Ahren is a guy who doesn’t show up when he needs to or when he has a big opportunity, expecting everyone and everything to come to him. A guy with an unearned superiority complex. So to “Pull an Ahren” is to basically to not show up and execute a task for an opportunity the person probably didn’t deserve to begin with.

His mom gave him the job with no qualifications and he didn’t show up for three days. He’s totally pulling an Ahren .

by WrestleFan109 February 3, 2020

Flag

Get the pulling an Ahren mug.

Pull a Wendy

When your not actually sick but you feel entitled to sick days so you can sit at home and watch Netflix

Or

When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack

I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy

Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week

by Sorryletmestopyouthereandtelly May 18, 2021

Flag

Get the Pull a Wendy mug.

pull and roll

the act or art of yankin before your blow your load, and rolling away from that MESS you just filthed your cock on. a useful term for most of us who are too lazy to pack da rubs.

if you forgot yer jimmy hat, pull and roll...

by Mark T January 25, 2005

Flag

Get the pull and roll mug.

Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you

Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.

by funnysister July 10, 2010

Flag

Get the Pulling a Michael mug.

Pulling a USA

Pulling a USA is when ur turning left onto a 4 lane road, and instead of going into the first lane, u decide it would be alright in heavy traffic to go straigt into the 4th lane

Amarican: *Drives into the 4th lane when turning left*
Canadian: Aww that MoFo is pulling a USA

by Mandegar March 2, 2008

Flag