Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily
Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen
by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
by Pscho beech December 12, 2023
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John Kennedy

A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy
Hey dude look it's John Kennedy!
by I<3mitski January 19, 2022
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John Poostain

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.
by Teilmi February 04, 2020
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John Allen

That was soo john allen
by Chomper14253 August 13, 2024
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