God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

Oh my god buh aw hell naw

by v4s November 18, 2023

God

god is actually the second name of Ilias, our all champion and survivor of the dumbass.

damn god you lookin fresh as always. (damn Ilias you lookin fresh as always)

by I believe in god January 9, 2020

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

that's god

cool, awesome, amazing, rad

"that's god dude"

by iAteTwoDonuts June 3, 2022

ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.

Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*

by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018