bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

box nart

Box nart- a person that is closed off and acting like and idiot or a fool.

Johnny is acting like a box nart to Sarah.

Why is he such a box nart?

by lillittleshorty April 24, 2019

Bowman Box

A coffin made out of cardboard. Usually associated with a low-rent existence.

“So, sir… What will it be? Would you like the mahogany casket with inlaid…
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”

by A. Davis Rules April 11, 2025

Sandy Box

Sandy Box refers to the unpleasant experience of getting sand inside female genitals.

Not sure what is wrong with Bill, he's acting like he's got a sandy box today (or ..acting like he has sand in his box...)

by BDouble February 13, 2019

speaker box

A grey talking metal cuboid who announces contests and sells things because of budget cuts.

The speaker box sold Dream Island because of budget cuts.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Box Bitch

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.

David Icke is a box bitch

by DirkThrust April 12, 2020

Spin the box

Fight, scrap, throw hands, etc.

“Can you believe Jack really tried to spin the box with Liam? We all knew he was gonna lose.”

by I’mbassist December 14, 2024