Sexy Rubble

Term for ancient ruins coined to make them more interesting to bored students ..

Come to Rome and check out our Sexy Rubble!

by l00py May 15, 2010

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

Nomi-Rubes

The last living dinosaur. Genus naomi, species Rubinstein. Eats poo-poos, augmenting its diet with pee-pees.

Omighawd, is that a moving building?" "Oh, no, it's just a Nomi-Rubes. And it's going to bite us to death.

by Dr. Jean-Paul Marat May 15, 2011

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

Stripping Rubber

During anal sex in the "Doggy Style " position. At the point in which the male decides to remove his penis from his partners anus. He double punches the kidney area on both sides, causing the reciever of the anal penetration to tighten up so tight that the male is able to remove his penis from said anus without any debris on it.

Man.... lastnight Sarah let me put it in her ass. To ensure a clean departure, I gave her the Stripping Rubber, and pulled out clean enough to go straight into her mouth.

by TXASASSN June 15, 2013

irony rubicon

The point when someone who engages in an activity ironically becomes sincere in their engagement in said activity.

"What's up with Bronies?"

"Oh, they've crossed the irony rubicon."

by A_Concerned_Citizen November 20, 2013