Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012

Joe like

Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis

i would but it would destroy all computers JOE LIKE

by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011

No Joe Pa

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.

The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.

by jwags1568 November 26, 2011

joe-minute

A unit of time that is stretched and is usually more like 75 or 80 seconds because some people like to under-estimate time to make you do stuff for longer.

"Dude! That was a joe-minute! You need a new watch!"

by saintrafael September 29, 2011

Joe

Joe is everyone’s “FAVORITE”.

Roach: “Joe is coming by later.”
Baddina: “Joe is my favorite!!!”
Asil: “Yay!! Favorite is coming!!”
Roach: 😒

by ihatejoe703 November 23, 2021

Joe

Awesome man who must be Samoan with great genes and sense of humour. Tends to make a fool of himself on tik tok. He will mess up but find his way again. Lots of friends but some enemy’s but they can die in hell.

That guy is a Joe.

by Joejeremiah November 23, 2021