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Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.
"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"
by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019
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Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.
Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.
by Polarisation June 19, 2023
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Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021
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Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017
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Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month
Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November
by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019
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Pickle Nut Fuck

When Pickle Rick is going to town on your chocolate starfish harder than Survivor Season 26 and you nut so much it looks like a bubble run in 110 degree heat.
I woke up late last night to a brutal Pickle Nut Fuck.
by Meltonis October 23, 2023
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Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
by mvwisco December 4, 2020
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