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Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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You're a Fucking Loser

Faggot: erm! you cant say faggot.. you're not LGBTQ
Me: You're a fucking loser lmfao
faggot: uhm! you cant have your own opinion because its 2024 and i hate you
by 1765LOL April 23, 2024
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That bitch ass fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That bitch ass fucking dog, fr that stupid bitch ass fucking dog needs to die
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 30, 2024
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Womp to the fcking womp

(Verb) An aggressive way of saying too bad
Person 1: My baby died
Person 2: Womp to the Fcking Womp
by KingKraZe June 19, 2024
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My soul is literal fucking Castaway

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.
Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT
by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024
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This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!
"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me
by Tim7 October 27, 2024
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Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!
by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
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