Dick Tracy

What to call yourself when you are tracing your own penis.

Your roommate, Trent: "Dude!!!! What in the fuck are you doing?!!? In MY room?!? Naked?!?! With MY markers and construction paper?!?!?"

You: "Shhhh...this is some Dick Tracy shit... calm down Trent."

by bigbadmama June 7, 2011

suck dick

1. to curry favor from one of higher authority; kiss ass, brown-nose

2. to express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success; praise, commend.

1. "I aced that class."

"Yeah right man, everyone knows you were sucking the professor's dick for that A."

2. "I can't believe we got the machine to work. Good job, everyone."

"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. We still have a long way to go."

by s&k 'dik October 22, 2003

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Dick Cheney

His first name says it all.

Dick Cheney is exactly what his first name indicates.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2008

Dick Wipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.

by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008

DICK SUCKER

Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.

Vitale is a good dick sucker. He can suck a guy dry. I love giving him money for dick sucker.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009