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Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.
Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success
by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024
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beiber bro

When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.
Richard's wife heft him cuz he was no longer the Beiber Bro she fell in love with.
by Curbngutter September 21, 2016
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Bro

Hey bro, how’s it going.
Thanks bro, see you later.
by Merry Halloween December 22, 2021
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bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.
Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.
by masta_Joe December 30, 2015
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Bro

The meaning of bro is most commonly used in our Gods natural habitat, the foods room. it is specifically targeted to none other than Tennyson Lew. BRO also comes from the ancient language Jakkypoœ. BRO in Jakkypoœ means “one that the almighty one has spoken to. spoken about failure. and. rejection.”
BRO WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
BRO YOU’RE GONNA GET FAILED AND REJECTED
by Servant of The Almighty Jaksen November 9, 2021
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Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.
He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.
by Oooo weeee May 20, 2018
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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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