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Tito Ortiz Syndrome

People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.
Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.

Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.

Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!
by doubleHelix August 22, 2010
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Twilight Movie Syndrome

n;
A product or group that is inplausible in every form but gains media success through Female veiwers of age variety 13-15 because:

a.The male protaganists/leaders have a hairstyle that is 99% hairspray.
b.The male protaganist/leader rarely wears any upper clothing.
c.The male protaganist(s)/leader is in musical activity that includes recycled song premises and electric guitars.
This can also be reffered to as TMS.
Twilight Movie Syndrome has given talentless faggots voice editing devices and fame through fangirl fucktards who get pissed off if you do not refer to the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus as gods.
by SantaChrist January 26, 2010
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Let it Go Syndrome

A condition when a song is played WAY too much on airplay. All songs eventually get over it, but how long it takes depends on how successful the song is. Named after the phrase you would tell radio stations after hearing a song so many times, and the song from Disney's "Frozen", which is a classic case of this condition.
Alice: Wow, I love this song!
Bob: Really? This song again? This song has Let it Go Syndrome... Let's listen to a different song.
by Anry February 11, 2015
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player one syndrome

the inability to effectively play a multi-player video game in a position other than player one; the result of frequently playing a game yourself.
I'm not going to be able to beat him if I start every round from this position. I've been playing this game so long by myself that I'm now suffering from player one syndrome.
by eddie arias July 7, 2006
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beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
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Drunk Bitch Syndrome

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.
"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."
by Ivana Popseekle December 12, 2009
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little hitler syndrome

When that twat who is paid £0.50 an hour in Mc Donalds tells you you can't take 2 straws because it is not regulation, and we all know it is only because behind that counter is the most authority he is ever going to have and he is making sure he takes advantage of it, like a little hitler would.
airport worker: you bag is 0.5kg over weight.. that's £7 please.
passenger: but it's only 0.5kg! can I not take a belt out or something?
airport worker: no.. because I am behind the counter until 5 when i will go home to my husband that will make me cook him fishfingers, so i would like to feel important and watch you squirm.
passenger: well SOMEONE has some serious little hitler syndrome!
by CWWWWWW June 26, 2011
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