Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

All cheedar no cheese

When someone is just all talk, no action; all bark, no bite

"All cheedar no cheese!!!" said Sean.

by Baun_bong October 6, 2020

Arkansas Cheese Taco

When a shemale is riding a male’s dick in reverse cowgirl position. But earlier that day, she ate taco bell, so she proceeds to squirt out liquid shit inside his dickhole. He then flips her around and ejaculates his dick until the diarrhea squirts out into her face. If the diarrhea gets into her eyes, you get bonus points.

Chief Keef: Yo Jay-Z, this shemale bitch was pissing me off, so i pulled off an Arkansas Cheese Taco

Jay-Z: OH SHIT, did you go for the eyes?

Chief Keef: You already know my nig.

by ShitterSpitter69 May 19, 2018

Chili cheese dog

When you are having a threesome and you stick your cock inside the ass of one girl and shit slides down your dick, and at the same time a girl with cheesy feet gives you a footjob.

Chili: shit Cheese: footcheese Dog: your cock

Dude did you hear Amber and Glust gave Logan a Chili cheese dog last night??

by Netflixandill August 27, 2019

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018

Chicken egg and cheese

If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass

Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she

Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*

by mrohr November 14, 2018