by mc burrrial December 9, 2008
Get the quota bitch mug.A person who works in the IT industry with a claimed focus on computer systems or server administration, they are typically men who are highly estrogenic. They believe in solving technical problems by using logic, yet in practice attempt to resolve issues by "feeling" their way through them. Due to a similar nonsensical thought process the Systems Bitch is usually odds with everyone including themselves. A systems bitch will often buddy fuck others to get ahead or in an effort to display their assumed superior intellect. Within the IT field the systems bitch is the arch nemesis of any productive member of the IT staff.
Productive IT Engineer: “I can't believe you disabled Joe's administrative privileges and then restricted corporate access to facebook! You are a total Systems Bitch!”
Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”
Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”
Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*
Systems Bitch: “I am simply following the policy.”
Productive IT Engineer: “You just made the policy up on the fly. Thanks for the ass pounding!”
Systems Bitch: “My pleasure and I am glad you like it. I will pound you in the ass often and whenever I can. Have a great day.” *Smiles*
by Romeo OMG January 24, 2014
Get the Systems Bitch mug.A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.
YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
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Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
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