Rowville Mum Syndrome

A delapitating illness which creates the need to constantly clean and keep house in immaculate condition.

Anally clean people are said to suffer from Rowville Mum Syndrome, whether female or not.

Rowville Mums are generally tall and slim in appearance, have blonde hair and wear glasses.

Geez, this house is clean... what a Rowville Mum

by Melo January 5, 2005

the green mile syndrome

after you finish pissing, you have to piss again, and again, and again...

shit! last night i had the green mile syndrome so bad i spent two hours walking back and forth to the toilet!

by zabe May 10, 2007

Let it Go Syndrome

A condition when a song is played WAY too much on airplay. All songs eventually get over it, but how long it takes depends on how successful the song is. Named after the phrase you would tell radio stations after hearing a song so many times, and the song from Disney's "Frozen", which is a classic case of this condition.

Alice: Wow, I love this song!
Bob: Really? This song again? This song has Let it Go Syndrome... Let's listen to a different song.

by Anry February 11, 2015

player one syndrome

the inability to effectively play a multi-player video game in a position other than player one; the result of frequently playing a game yourself.

I'm not going to be able to beat him if I start every round from this position. I've been playing this game so long by myself that I'm now suffering from player one syndrome.

by eddie arias July 7, 2006

beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.

Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome

by Little Boots May 26, 2009

Drunk Bitch Syndrome

A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.

"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."

by Ivana Popseekle December 12, 2009

little hitler syndrome

When that twat who is paid £0.50 an hour in Mc Donalds tells you you can't take 2 straws because it is not regulation, and we all know it is only because behind that counter is the most authority he is ever going to have and he is making sure he takes advantage of it, like a little hitler would.

airport worker: you bag is 0.5kg over weight.. that's £7 please.
passenger: but it's only 0.5kg! can I not take a belt out or something?
airport worker: no.. because I am behind the counter until 5 when i will go home to my husband that will make me cook him fishfingers, so i would like to feel important and watch you squirm.
passenger: well SOMEONE has some serious little hitler syndrome!

by CWWWWWW June 26, 2011