Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

mom

somthing u dont have

mom

by rjan April 13, 2022

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020

your mom

what to say when you can't be bothered to do/say anything in life
Also a violation

Guy1: ( sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy2: I feel sorry for your mom

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023

nagitos mom

Nagitos mom is hot and when I say hit she is really hot and she is a milf too and nagitos mom do you need a dog I can bark and do you need a maid I'm right here and also *stomps on ground to make my Sketchers light up and they are colorful*

Person 1: hey dude do you know nagitos mom

Person 2: yeah I do and she is really really hot

Person 1: yep and she's a milf

by Huxjdjd July 2, 2021

Mom

My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

by aliyahafoninstaho June 13, 2023

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021