Meat Mensch

A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

Meat pack

Meat pack

“Riff raff meat pack”

by riskinit4dabizkit April 2, 2025

chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

Taco meat

Slang word for pp tip

Dude your taco meat is saggy

by Valk99 June 29, 2021