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James Dong

by Mark1106 March 22, 2023
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James Fred

My new buddy James Fred was being real suspicious with me asking if I wanted any drugs
by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023
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James

The most talented man I know. Tall, handsome with a great smile and a killer personality. Uber talented attorney, 2nd degree black belt, karate badass! Kickboxer, surfer, guitar rockstar…the best sense of humor ever! Can make you laugh til you cry! A consummate gentleman…but knows exactly when not to be! MEOW! Has the most piercing blue eyes that seem to look into the depths of your soul! Be careful not to trip over his awesomeness because it’s literally like everywhere!
Did you see that guy? He is such a James! I would do anything he wanted! I told my boyfriend to level up… and be more like James!
by Miss Behavin April 1, 2023
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James Gibson

James is an English name and he looks like ed sheeran, tall and ginger. He likes big batty gyals named Bleona and has a nice cock with small balls.
guy1: What a sexy orangutang!
guy2: Thats James Gibson…
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Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd

A name given to a person acting goofy at a certain school created by a student and used by several teachers.
Trace is a very goofy person. He is a Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd.
by Milkman318361 June 2, 2024
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LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
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Sigma James Golding

Dan Freakwood's self proclaimed fuck toy who he uses to carry out his voyeurist fantasies whilst he sits in the corner of the room stroking his shit. Typically found bare blazing it and jerking it on NYE.
Wow have you seen that sigma James Golding? He's being bumfiddles by that Dan Freakwood again
by No1FreakwoodHater June 4, 2024
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