Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth

My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best

by DonkeyMcPunch July 1, 2024

Churning Coffee Butter

Refers to the boiling sensation felt in the lower abdomen after drinking lots of coffee shortly before having explosive diarrhea.

“Can I use your bathroom? I am churning coffee butter and need to use it immediately!”

by Buttery boi January 25, 2026

Pee Nut Butter

The act of urination inside of and after ejaculation in the anal cavity

“𝘋𝘶𝘥𝘦, 𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 PEE NUT BUTTERED 𝘩𝘦𝘳”

by GlassCow98 February 5, 2026

Reverse Texas Roadhouse Butter Churner

When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip

Yeah we did a Reverse Texas Roadhouse butter churner last night

by Young Beauman February 17, 2026

Bread and Butter

(Verb) The act of freezing your urine into a ice cube and putting it in the female partners asshole

“She will only have sex with me if I Bread and Butter her ”

by Lemon-Lime85 February 25, 2026

Green Bay Butter Churner

When you buy in da butt and then pound ts to make butter.

Roberto gave me the Green Bay butter churner and made the most delicious butter.

by thedihboss March 10, 2026