The theft of a poor womans 'cunt' can be rather painful but most often very pleasurable. In the words of Steve 'Its not rape its just surprise sex'
oh dear god my cunt just got burgled lol who was that cunt burglar how dare they invade my vaginal area without my consent! pfft silly boy!
by fatmat1210 April 22, 2007
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Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
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Cats - because they are lazy.
Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack.
The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!"
Cats - because they are lazy.
Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack.
The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!"
Person 1 - Close the front door, what were you born in a barn.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out.
person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out.
person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt.
by GBMan January 3, 2006
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Me - "Im the cunt mop bitch"
Me - "yo dont talk"
Jdog - "who the f**k are you?
Me - "Im the cunt mop bitch"
by Moofster November 1, 2006
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The type of thing that only shitty dickholes would use when referring to a girl in a bad situation of which he is loosing.
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