Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 01, 2021

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 29, 2022

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.

Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.

by shanagains9211 April 30, 2025

double handed russian

Double underleg maturbation. To put ones arms under ones legs, grapple the rod and tug one out ferociously

My nobs throbbin, I'm going home for a double handed russian.

by Thystephen May 06, 2016

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016