S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021
Get the simpmug. by CornDagreat November 19, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Dude1: "Hey dude have you seen that definition on urban dictionary about 'brooke'?"
Dude2: "Yeah man, the dude that made that is damn a simp!"
Dude2: "Yeah man, the dude that made that is damn a simp!"
by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021
Get the Simpmug.