Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!
by smash1 June 9, 2022
Get the Swedish Fish mug.The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
by Leothebard June 11, 2022
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Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.
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by Wyntercobweb June 18, 2022
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Get the fish legs mug.I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022
Get the stoner fish mug.Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.
by That matt June 21, 2022
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