Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.

"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"

by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

Fortnite God

Synonym for virgin.

"Holy shit i'm a Fortnite God!!!!111!!1!!!!1!!!!!11'

by OkYesVeryNice May 18, 2018

The Seal of God

Has to be a omni song of the holy spirit, of ones body and soul becoming one in a way, not to be judgemental or be decieved, people in search of an actual good way uniliminal

The Seal of God aint a song that people have made, the war just goes on and on

by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021

Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.

There is only one sadistic sex god

by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022

God of AdHd

Talk to me nice, talk to me normal, sit and talk to me have a nice conversation , 212 if you want, I don’t usually talk first besides to compliment you to break the ice. If you want something just ask.

I am god of ADHD I can’t stay still

by TMNT August 10, 2022