Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.

Do you want to bend the finger?

by Fayed May 31, 2018

p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken June 2, 2018

The finger

The finger in the middle

The finger can be used

by Random nuget... June 5, 2018

Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia

Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night

by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018

Stink finger

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.

I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019