Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.
Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016
Get the salty cottage cheese mug.When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.
I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
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Get the Fucking Floor Cheese mug.The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.
Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.
Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.
"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."
by Dollerhide November 1, 2012
Get the Goat Cheese Hoagie mug.Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.
It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...
Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!
Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!
by KSpell October 5, 2011
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Get the Cheese danish backwash mug.monkeys possesing the qualities of cheese. they r thuper thexiee and eat cheese all the time. did i say they were thexiee beast! u should be carefull becuase they are ill tempered! watch out for the california swizz monkie he is venimous and the aged cheddar monkey is deadly to all rtardzz.
"so i walkind down the street and got attacked by a californian swizz monkey , and it was followed by many cheese monkeys."
by Ashley@cmc corp inc December 16, 2007
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