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Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.
Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.
by P Bear September 9, 2010
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jell-o-cheese

When a girls butt bounces like jello but smells like cheese, she has that jell-o-cheese. Mostly refers to African American women.
Dude your girlfriend has that Jell-o-Cheese.
by David Burns (villevalorox) September 28, 2008
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Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.
“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”
by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022
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swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face
john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front
by one man army October 2, 2007
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Cheese n please

The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.
"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."
by sgtbacon November 19, 2014
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cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga
by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019
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Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
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