Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

Doyle's Dirty Box

A box of mysterious treasures sourced from the darkest depths of Smullens island. It is said that a deal was done of the count of 3 to dip in said box. but most people just think its a wives tale. Will we ever know what truly lies in that dirty box?....who knows...I heard it stinks.

Definition:

Adam has his whole arm in "Dolye's Dirty Box".

"Doyle's Dirty Box" Stinks

by Charles Dormer May 30, 2017

Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there

I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing

by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025

X-Box

When someone asks you if you want to "play Xbox tonight" that means they wanna do sexual thing with you. It is used as a cover up so your kids dont know what it means. They'll think yall are playing video games all night.

Hey babe, wanna go play X-box?

Or
What did you guys do last night? "Oh we just played X-box

by Meadorkk January 31, 2022

Twat box

The female version of a douchebag

"Ugh I can't stand being around that girl, she's such a twat box"

by Smartditz May 11, 2014

Juice Box

A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.

Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.

Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.

Valerie: What the hell does that mean?

Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Inflatable Box

An inflatable box is a slang term referring to an inflatable sex toy designed to mimic female human anatomy, often featuring a synthetic orifice (commonly a fake vagina) for sexual use.

"Dave tried to convince everyone that his inflatable box was just a gag gift, but no one believed him after spotting it in his bedroom."

by TCDP December 31, 2024