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pissed in your cheerios

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."
by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014
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Beat your cakes

Ghetto south everett (wa) term for To Have Sex, Screw A Chick
Cameron told me he wants to Beat Your Cakes
by *~ashley lasater~* September 7, 2004
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Is your turban dirty?

A form of racism towards an Arab.
Excuse me mr arab man, is your turban dirty?
by Bebbie batch May 28, 2008
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Buzz your girlfriend!

To tell a man their girlfriend is fucking ugly in a dumbass
way in man language.
Guy1- Buzz your girlfriend!
Guy2- Man! I was drunk that night. Everything was pretty.
by yourmomsucksweiner December 9, 2009
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end your life

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.
Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life
by Ashley March 31, 2005
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marking your territory

Some animals cover an area with their scent to warn any other animals that they will not tolerate any competition in the area. Typically by pissing and shitting on it.

The animal marking the territory is usually already feared. If it isn't, it may have to enforce the marking of territory by initiating conflict with any animals that violate his territory.

This is usually an expression to refer to warning off potential competition.
Jenny: My husband has all these attractive female co-workers? What should I do?

Friend: Get to marking your territory. Put your best photo on his office desk. Have him leave with a ring on his finger.
by Sovereign2314 November 14, 2014
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Lying on your pussy

1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.
WOMAN #1: I told my boyfriend I had to work 3 extra hours.

WOMAN #2: He knows you're lying on your pussy. That trick is so old.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 30, 2007
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