Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019

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Just one more

A term used by your good mate when the arsehole drags you to the pub to be deso driver. But the fuckwit has no intention of just having "one more" beer, he plans to play you like a dog while he gets wasted and you have to stay there completely sober and deal with drunk people shit.

Mitch "let's go Albert I'm tired"
Albert "Just one more drink with the boys!"
Mitch "Really? Then we can go!"
Albert "Yeah just one more....."

*then Albert dogs ya and continues to drink until after midnight

by Bilbo baggins the third August 6, 2019

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natural one-ders

The Natural One-ders consists of members of Team Four Star and their many misadventures in Dungeons and Dragons.
The name stems from the groups' unnatural tendencies to roll a staggering amount of natural 1's, the worst outcome of rolling a d20 (or d100 on severity rolls that follows a 1 on a d20). Boy do these folks fuck up a lot.

Nick: *Rolls a 1*
Nick: *Silent, raises 1 finger*
Nick: *Looks at camera* "NATURAL ONE-DERS!"

by Vyhll May 21, 2018

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