Oh my noob, did he just kill you?!? You suck dude, seriously. I mean, you're the worst. I can't believe you even picked up the controller. Just go home dude. I mean, Oh my noob. Seriously. Noob..... Gah
by kidd October 12, 2004
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Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
by Holly Holly Wood September 14, 2008
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by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019
Get the I’m on my period mug.a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
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Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003
Get the sand in my vagina mug.French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
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its not the real definition but you know what i mean
its not the real definition but you know what i mean
YNW Melly: I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind
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Me: naw bruh its dis
everyday i wake up i got murder on my mind AK47 shot the b***h until she die i swear i just might just shot her in her head or eyes
YNW Melly: deadass i do like that remix
AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's
Me: naw bruh its dis
everyday i wake up i got murder on my mind AK47 shot the b***h until she die i swear i just might just shot her in her head or eyes
YNW Melly: deadass i do like that remix
by Spectral x Capo March 26, 2019
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