A man's non-homosexual guy friend that acts like a wife. Constantly checking in with him and wanting to know every little detail about everything he does. Usually ends up knowing more than the real wife.
Wife: "Your man wife is on the phone again, He needs his 30 minute update"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"
Husband: "Great! I can tell him about the pimple on my butt"
by The Real Mrs B April 27, 2010
Get the Man Wife mug.A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.
Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.
A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
A real man would put food on the table.
A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
by BobbleFett February 24, 2019
Get the A real man mug.Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.
Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
by kyle May 12, 2004
Get the eli manning mug.1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.
BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"
by Jotaku December 21, 2004
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Get the Slender Man mug.The Ass End Of Brittan. It is the worst place to live as everything is so goddamn expensive!! There is nothing for teenage population to do, apart from drink, drugs and get into trouble withs the ol' bill. Our Summer consists of 2 weeks in June. This is when we host the world famous TT races, this is the only time of the year we (as teenages) can actually do anything, which consists of drink, drugs, getting into trouble with the ol' bill and we have a fun fare!!! woopie.
Pleasetake my advice don't come here it would be a waste of your money!
It is more commonly refered to as 'The Rock' and most of the people I know cannot wait to get off this shithole!! This includes Myself!!!
I almost forgot there is like nowhere to skate. Which really suck being a boarder and all!! ¬¬
Pleasetake my advice don't come here it would be a waste of your money!
It is more commonly refered to as 'The Rock' and most of the people I know cannot wait to get off this shithole!! This includes Myself!!!
I almost forgot there is like nowhere to skate. Which really suck being a boarder and all!! ¬¬
Manxy 1 - 'Hey Boy, when are you coming back to the rock? (Isle of Man)'
Manxy 2 (off island somewhere better) - 'Never'
Manxy 1 - ' Don't blame ya'
Manxy 2 (off island somewhere better) - 'Never'
Manxy 1 - ' Don't blame ya'
by skatehardordie March 4, 2011
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