Lose your nut

To loos your nut or how normal people say freak out

Wow I can handle this quiz I’m about to lose my nut

Relax your about too lose your nut

by ImmDevil April 14, 2020

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3 point nut

A 3 point nut, or “A 3 pointer with my nut”. Is when you are laying in bed masturbating and you nut from your dick into your mouth in one shot.

Jason: “Have you ever made a 3 point nut? I have.”
Jovani: “Damm nice one man, I always miss and it just hits my cheek or chin”

by DaddyVsauce November 9, 2019

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calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

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Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

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