hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.
Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?
by GoebelBeast December 11, 2017
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Right Hand Lady

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.
by Bhediya November 02, 2020
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hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer
Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.
The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.
by nilirem April 06, 2020
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Still Hand

The person in a fixed card game who is dealt the winning hand.
Kid can sniff out a still hand from a mile away.
by PCooper May 06, 2008
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Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 12, 2025
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 04, 2024
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