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Douche Canoe

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
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Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...
Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !
by Tra cra June 21, 2018
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Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole
Stop fucking being a douche dude
by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
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douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.
by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018
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Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker
wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag
by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018
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Douchebag

Perry Ford.

No other way to represent it in a human form.

The most foul and repugnant
That Douchebag called me again on my time off, when all he needed to do to get the answer he needed was to look at the text I sent him.
by Eddie-O March 19, 2018
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douche fart

Anyone with the first name of Jadon
That Jadon is such a douche fart
by B_Van May 13, 2018
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