Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"

Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.

by Shojonen November 12, 2010

Cum guzzling sperm burber

Where you guzzle the cum and burb the sperm, or just another word for a slut, cum dumpster, or ho

Friend: "that slut is a cum guzzling sperm burber"
Me: "I know man but damn she's fine"

by Sperm burber September 17, 2018

Cum-burping-gutter-slut

A term used to describe a woman or man who is thought to engage in multiple acts of fellation to the point of over ingestion of seminal fluid; where any attempts to relieve gastrinomic pressure results in a involuntary influx of said seminal fluid being belched up

Insult-"You cum-burping-gutter-slut"
Description-"Jenny is such a cum-burping-gutter-slut"

by Tarik April 4, 2005

cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

Cum Sucking Gutter Whore

One who sucks cum for a living but not being able to afford a house, thus living in the gutter.

Did you see Ingo Tragelehn suck his dick near the gutter? He's a Cum Sucking Gutter Whore.

by Tragic Johnson December 8, 2007

cum-guzzling gutter slut

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth

Your girlfriend is a cum-guzzling gutter slut.

by Travman November 12, 2002